Gilmore Girls2000

Paris Geller:
What do I do?

Rory Gilmore:
You'll just have to do what everyone else who needs money has to do.

Paris Geller:
What's that?

Rory Gilmore:
What people do.

Paris Geller:
What am I, a mindreader?

Rory Gilmore:
Get a job.

Paris Geller:
A job. I've never had a job. I don't know the first thing about having a job. All I've got on my resume is academic achievements, which will mean doodly-squat when I'm in line with eleven thousand people vying for an opening in the gardening department at Walmart.