Gintama2006

Sakata Gintoki:
Listen up! My huge stash of chocolate that I've been hoarding has recently disappeared. Whoever ate it, raise your hand. If you fess up now, I'll only 3/4 of the way kill you.

Shimura Shinpachi:
Three-quarters is almost fully dead. And you should really stop this, or you're going to get diabetes.

Kagura:
[watching TV, her nose bleeds] Another embassy recently attacked. Oh this place sure is scary Popi, Momi.

Sakata Gintoki:
You're the scary one, bleeding from the nose with such a contented look. Was my chocolate tasty?

Kagura:
You don't get a nosebleed from eating chocolate.

Sakata Gintoki:
Don't dodge the question! I can smell it in your blood!

Kagura:
Don't be ridiculous. I just picked a little too hard.

Sakata Gintoki:
And why would a girl your age pick hard enough to get a nosebleed? Are you a retired cop or something?

Shimura Shinpachi:
I don't get your reasoning!