Gintama2006

Okita Sougo:
Hijikata-san, why do we have to go looking for some animal?

Hijikata Toshiro:
I don't really know, but I hear it's an order from all the way up top.

Okita Sougo:
We don't even know what it looks like, so how are we supposed to find it?

Hijikata Toshiro:
Well, we have to be thorough... [is suddenly wearing a dog collar and leash]

Hijikata Toshiro:
What the hell are you doing, Sougo?

Okita Sougo:
Presenting you to one of the top men.

Hijikata Toshiro:
What kind of sh*t are you spouting, man?

Okita Sougo:
End your sentences with "woof" if you would.

Hijikata Toshiro:
F*** you!