Girls2012

Elijah Krantz:
I'm my authentic self. I am being my authentic self.

Hannah Horvath:
If you had been this gay in college, I would have known because I have two eyeballs, two ears...

Elijah Krantz:
You might want to take some steps back through your other boyfriends, and not for nothing, maybe take a look at your dad.

Hannah Horvath:
You didn't just...?

Elijah Krantz:
I did.

Hannah Horvath:
In what way does my father read gay to you?

Elijah Krantz:
Ah, well, he has a stud in his ear.

Hannah Horvath:
He got it on a trip he took with his male friends... I heard what that sounded like, I know what that sounded like. You know what I'm going to do from now on, ask people if they're gay before I have sex with them.

Elijah Krantz:
Good luck with that.