Golan the Insatiable2013

Golan:
[referencing his tome] Triumph! I was correct. If I erect this portal-gate, I can harness the power of the meteor shower to open an interdimensional doorway. And then I will sneak back into my home world and reclaim my throne!

Dylan Beekler:
[gasps, jumps up] Yes! Finally! We're going to Gkruool!

Golan:
"We"?

Golan:
[laughs] You're not invited. One of the best parts about going home is gonna be getting away from *you*.

Dylan Beekler:
What? You have to take me! I don't belong here.

Golan:
Tough titties, Dylan.

Dylan Beekler:
You need me!

Golan:
[scoffs] What I *need* is for you to stop clawing at yourself like that. Frankly, it's very off-putting.

Dylan Beekler:
Ah, God. It's like I got mosquito bites everywhere. Look.

[Dylan pulls up her shirt, revealing red bumps all over her belly and back]

Golan:
[screams] Leper! Gross! I mean, uh, I've got just the thing over here that'll clear that up.

Golan:
[reaches behind him for Dylan's war club] Now, you might feel a slight *bash of your skull in*!

[Dylan screams as Golan roars]