Golan the Insatiable2013

Golan:
[screams] Damn you, Dylan! Look what you've done! You've given me your human pestilence!

Dylan Beekler:
What? Demigods can't get the chicken pox.

Golan:
Oh, well, I guess I must be fine then, "Dr. Dylan." I guess I'll just get up and go about my...

[Golan expels green vomit with yellow bits onto the floor]

Dylan Beekler:
Awesome!

Golan:
Not awesome. I can't build a portal in this condition. Ah, now I'm stuck in this fetid anus of a dimension all because of you, Dylan!

Dylan Beekler:
Ooh, wait, what if I build the portal myself? And then you' *have* to take me with you to Gkruool. Deal?

Golan:
Fine. Whatever. You're just gonna do what you're gonna do anyway.

Dylan Beekler:
Verbal contract! I wrote it down in my head!

[Dylan rips the page about the portal out of the book]

Golan:
Oh, yes, please! Rip whatever you want out of my irreplaceable tome! Only took me a thousand lifetimes to assemble that knowledge!