Golan the Insatiable2013

Dylan Beekler:
[waking up in the car] Wha- what's going on?

Dylan Beekler:
[wide awake] What? Where are you people takin' me!

Richard:
Honey, do you remember great uncle Gerald?

Dylan Beekler:
No, but he sounds like a child molester.

[Richard rolls his eyes]

Carole Beekler:
Dylan! That was uncle Leonard

Carole Beekler:
[chuckles] and it was all in Thailand, so it's legal.

Richard:
The point is, uncle Gerald loved you very much, but he's no longer with us.

Dylan Beekler:
Where the hell is he?

Alexis Beekler:
Use your context clues, stupid! He's dead!

Richard:
Your sister's right. Uncle Gerald's in Heaven now. We're on the way to the funeral.

Dylan Beekler:
Awesome! My first funeral? Yes! I'm finally gonna see a dead body!