Golan the Insatiable2013

Golan:
Okay, Richard, before you debase yourself with a heartfelt apology for forgetting me, this is Paul. He drove me up here so you owe him $370.

Richard:
Golan, no, uh, we didn't forget you. We left you behind on purpose.

Golan:
[stammers laughing] Why would you do that?

Richard:
Because this is a family event and you... are not... family.

Golan:
Whoa, wait a minute. You don't think of *me* as family?

Richard:
No, I don't. Family's supposed to be there for each other, to help each other. Can- can you name one thing you've ever done for me?

Golan:
Uh, your wife. Ha ha ha ha.

Golan:
[puts arm around Richard] No, I get your point, Richard. It just hurts is all.

Richard:
Now if you don't mind, I'd really like to get back in there with my *family* and try to say goodbye to my uncle Gerald.