Golan the Insatiable2013

[the Beeklers are at the dinner table eating pancakes. Golan eats a large rack of ribs off of a claymore-like sword]

Dylan Beekler:
[telling her story] And then, after Swingley woke up, he was all spinning in circles and flipping over tables.

Dylan Beekler:
[stabs through her pancakes with a knife] He is so annoying!

Golan:
[mockingly] "Blah blah blah blah blah." Now get to the part where you learned how to read trimphantly.

Dylan Beekler:
I didn't learn anything 'cause I couldn't concentrate. All I could think about was punching his annoying face.

Alexis Beekler:
Ohhhhhhh.

Alexis Beekler:
[sing-song] Dylan and Swingley sittin' in a tree!

Alexis Beekler:
Ha ha! You like him!

Dylan Beekler:
Shut up, Alexis! I do not!

Carole Beekler:
Aww, Dylan has a crush. Fer-cute.

Richard:
Sweetie, God says it's okay for you to like this boy as long as he's not a girl.