Golan the Insatiable2013

Richard:
[gasps] Oh, looks like someone is getting a visit from the Tooth Fairy.

Golan:
Tooth fairy? Why have I not heard of this tooth fairy?

Dylan Beekler:
Because she's made-up. The kids at school told me she's not real.

Richard:
What?

[Richard throws a red ball aside recklessly. It hits an off-screen child]

Richard:
Those kids are stupid liars! Golan, when a human child loses a tooth, the Tooth Fairy - who's very real - flies in at night and replaces that tooth with a dollar.

Golan:
Oh, this Tooth Fairy must be powerful and cruel to hoard the teeth of children.

Golan:
[Golan gives a chuckle of arousal] Oh, oh - I'm going into a fantasy.

[Golan imagines a slim, buxom, four-winged figure with a tooth necklace and tooth-emblazoned brassiere who dives into a pool of teeth. She emerges from the pool with a head similar to Golan's, loose teeth falling from her face like water]

Tooth Fairy:
Put a baby inside me, Golan.

[back to reality]

Golan:
That Tooth Fairy will be mine. Dylan, un-mouth that tooth!

[Dylan yells as Golan probes her mouth]