Golan the Insatiable

Golan the Insatiable2013

Golan the Insatiable is an American adult animated television series that originally aired on Fox on November 23, 2013 along with Lucas Bros. Moving Co.; it officially premiered on January 11, 2014. It was created by Josh Miller and developed by Dav… more »



[Richard opens Dylan's bedroom door, sees Dylan apparently asleep completely under the covers]

Richard:
Aww.

[Richard slips a dollar bill under the pillow, but is greeted by a metal clang as a bear trap snaps shut on his arm]

Richard:
[screaming] Oww! My arm!

Golan:
Tooth Fairy, meet your doom!

[Across the room with Dylan, who was not in the bed, Golan turns on the light]

Richard:
[sees the bear-trap clamped onto his arm] Oh! God!

Golan:
Richard, now what are you doing here?

Dylan Beekler:
Why are *you* giving me money?

Richard:
Ah! Uh-oh.

Dylan Beekler:
[with growing emotional betrayal on her face] Wait a minute. Were the other kids right? Is the Tooth Fairy made-up?

Golan:
Uh...

Dylan Beekler:
[threatening Golan with her mace] Golan? Have you been lying to me?

Golan:
Uh, no?

Dylan Beekler:
[as Richard nervously looks on] Golan, tell me the truth.

Golan:
Well, the thing is...

Dylan Beekler:
Golan, the truth!

Golan:
[taking the mace] Fine, fine, fine. I'll come clean. [Dylan looks up at Golan, tears forming in her eyes] The truth is...

Richard:
[interrupting] Uh, the- the truth is, I snuck in here... to steal the the money from the Tooth Fairy who is as real as this bone sticking out of my arm.

Golan:
[astonished] What? Really? But that's stealing.

Dylan Beekler:
Why would you do that, Father?

Golan:
Because he's unemployed! [laughs] I knew it!

Richard:
Yup. Golan's right. Can't hold down a job. Dylan, I hope you can forgive me.

Dylan Beekler:
*Never*! Golan says forgiveness is a sign of weakness! Now give me my Tooth Fairy money!

Richard:
[hands her the bill with his his fractured arm] Here you go, honey. [Dylan takes it] Aaah!

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