Golan the Insatiable2013

Golan:
Uh, hey, so I, uh, took the liberty of putting his penis in my drink-tar and filling it up with ice, so... here you go.

EMT:
What? He's not missing his penis.

Golan:
Huh. Then whose penis *is* this?

EMT:
I don't know.

Golan:
[frustrated shout] You're right, Dylan. This place is *gross*.

Dylan Beekler:
So I guess you *do* care if I live or die.

Golan:
No I don't!

Dylan Beekler:
Then why'd you paralyze Keith with a brick?

Golan:
'Cause I - oh, shut up!

Golan:
[to a little boy] Hey, here you go, big guy, a free drink-tar. Don't worry, there's no penis in it.

[boy drinks]