Good Dog2011

Alan:
An advertising company offered him 200,000 dollars to be...

George:
[George interrupts] To be the main character in a series of television commercials.

Alan:
Thank you.

Doug:
Oouh! Well, what product?

Alan:
That's the interesting part.

George:
The interesting part is The Money. Thank you, Alan. Thank you very much.

Doug:
Wow! What's the product thou?

George:
The product is irrelevant. The fact is that is pass on a 200,000 dollar offer.

Doug:
OK, OK. But what's the product? Just tell me.

George:
Are you f***ing parrots? Tell me the product, tell me the product. The point is that I refused to take 200,000 dollars and sell myself as a commody.

Doug:
So you only brought it up so you could brag about your personal integrity?

George:
I'm not bragging!

Doug:
Well, why did you bring it up, if you passed?

George:
I thought you'd be interested.

Doug:
I am interested... in the product. Was it a car? [George says No]

Doug:
Pizza?

George:
Alan, I am busy. OK?

Doug:
Was it a laxative?

Alan:
He is getting warm.

George:
He's not getting warm. He's getting out.

Doug:
A laxative is warm?

Alan:
Yes. [at the same time George says No]

Doug:
I am gonna go out on a limb here. Was it a stool softener? [Alan says Bingo]

Doug:
F***. You got offered 200,000 dollars to be the face of a stool softener? Was your face the part of your anatomy that they would use?

George:
Thank you very much for joining me this afternoon... and allowing me to share this with you. OK? Would you please f*** off and go out there. [Doug says Sure] If you happened to die on your way out that would be help. OK?