Goodnight Sweetheart1993

[first lines]

Ron:
You going like that?

Gary:
Yeah. It's Sunday lunchtime at the local. It's more lager top than Lagerfeld.

Ron:
The King's Head is the hottest vibe in Cricklewood come the Sabbath. It is packed tight with the hip posse who spend Saturday night on a dance trip.

Gary:
Are we talking about the same King's Head that boasts a Boffo the Clown play area and free lemonade for the under sevens?

Ron:
We should still legislate for the unexpected. We are two caballeros off the marital leash. We could easily be propositioned by a couple of nubile ladies...

Gary:
Yeah, Ron...

Ron:
And spend the afternoon being whisked around the Surrey countryside in an open-top cabriolet, ending up with a light champagne supper in some noted West End night spot.

Gary:
Ron.

Ron:
Ah, I am armed [pulls out a condom] and we are dangerous.

Gary:
Ron, Yvonne's coming with us.