Goodnight Sweetheart1993

[first lines]

Yvonne:
Don't tell me; you're auditioning for a part in 'House of Eliott'.

Gary:
No. No, just popped into Wally's World of Wallpaper on the way home. I'm drawn to this one. Comes in a washable ready-pasted vinyl with a contrast frieze but you also get a matching duvet cover, pillow case and curtains.

Yvonne:
Mmm, and do they do a full range of lampshades and knick-knack boxes in the same design?

Gary:
Uh, yeah, I think so.

Yvonne:
Ah, at last, my life has a meaning.