Goodnight Sweetheart1993

Reg:
Here's to you, Cousin James.

James T:
Here's to you, Cousin Reg.

Gary:
And let's not forget good old Daft Jack.

Niles:
Daft Jack Deadman.

[they clink glasses]

Reg:
Daft Jack.

Gary:
So why did Daft Jack go to America in the first place?

Reg:
Well, the way James tells it, it was a pure accident.

James T:
Yeah, yeah, according to Grandma, he just went down to the docks and got on the wrong boat.

Reg:
Well, where did he intend to go?

James T:
Some place called Wool-wich. You know, one things always got me about that story.

Gary:
What? How somebody could accidentally get on a boat bound for an entirely different continent?

James T:
No, why did they call him *Daft* Jack?

Reg:
I was wondering that.