Gortimer Gibbon's Life on Normal Street2014

Gortimer Gibbon:
[narrating] That's me, Gortimer Gibbon, and, yes, I'm covered in mud. It's everywhere - in my ears, under my eyelids, even in my underwear. That's my best friend, Ranger. Ranger and I have been friends for so long our mothers put us in the bath together.

Ranger Bowen:
Quit stalling.

Gortimer Gibbon:
I can't get my shoes off.

Mel Fuller:
They're already ruined.

Gortimer Gibbon:
[narrating] That's my other best friend, Mel. Her name's really Melody, but nobody calls her that.

[Mel throws Gortimer a pair of swim goggles]

Mel Fuller:
Let's get this over with.

Gortimer Gibbon:
[narrating] If you all are wondering why I'm covered in mud, well, it all started with a broken watermelon and kind of spiraled out of control from there.