Gossip Girl2007

Serena van der Woodsen:
Hello?

Blair Waldorf:
Hey S it's B. Two things, first I'm sorry. About Dan, about the Gossip Girl blast, and about not telling you about Nate.

Serena van der Woodsen:
Okay.

Blair Waldorf:
You were just so hard on me about Chuck I didn't want to be judged for sleeping with them both.

Serena van der Woodsen:
I understand. Apology accepted.

Blair Waldorf:
That was fast. If I were you I would've made me work for it a little bit harder.

Serena van der Woodsen:
Well I think you've suffered enough.

Blair Waldorf:
And second thing...

Serena van der Woodsen:
Wait that's already like three things.

Blair Waldorf:
I took the test, I'm not pregnant!

Serena van der Woodsen:
OH, OH oh my gosh are you kidd ing me?

Blair Waldorf:
AAAHHHH! [laughing and screaming at the same time]

Serena van der Woodsen:
I'm so happy, you would've had no idea what to wear to a paternity herring.

Blair Waldorf:
Clean slate?

Serena van der Woodsen:
Clean state. I'm so happy, see you at school!