Gossip Girl2007

Blair Waldorf:
Dan Humphrey, just who I hate to admit I was looking for. Your dirty.

Dan Humphrey:
What are you talking about?

Blair Waldorf:
Cheating, drinking, drugs, it's all fair game, but outing your sister's boyfriend is dark. How did squeaky clean Humphrey ever come up with that?

Dan Humphrey:
I didn't come up with anything.

Blair Waldorf:
Oh my god, you know something spill it.

Dan Humphrey:
Yeah I might have seen Asher kissing another guy.

Blair Waldorf:
So it's true. Who was he kissing?

Dan Humphrey:
I dunno I couldn't see but what does that even matter?

Blair Waldorf:
Right now Gossip Girl's credibility is the same as tensing mortifies after a few martinis, but if I can prove that his simplicity is more than just a rumor, then they'll break up. That's what you want isn't it?

Dan Humphrey:
Well yeah I guess.

Blair Waldorf:
Asher's just using your sister as a cover. It's your brotherly duty to save her before becoming the next Katie Holmes.

Dan Humphrey:
And your in this to help Jenny?

Blair Waldorf:
Motive is irrelevant as long as our in game is the same.

Dan Humphrey:
No Blair this is not a game to me okay. I don't want her to get hurt.

Blair Waldorf:
Well you should've thought that through before you told all of Manhattan that Jenny's a glorified hag.

Dan Humphrey:
You know what your on your own.

Blair Waldorf:
Suit yourself.