Gossip Girl2007

Dan Humphrey:
I could easily spend the rest of my life obsessing about why Serena didn't invite me to that party, I mean, she... she... she really should have invited me to that party... It's like she wants me to stay an outsider for the rest of my life. First she kills my movie, and then she kills my social life...

Chuck Bass:
You ever thought it might be your own fault?

Dan Humphrey:
[pauses] No.

Chuck Bass:
Humphrey, you wrote an entire novel about being an outsider. It's how you define yourself. But if that's not who you wanna be anymore, the only person who can change that, is you. What you need to do is stop with the neurotic navel gazing, and start being like our friend Neo here. The man of action. [two beautiful women come in] It just so happens that action and her friend are begging you to take them into Nate's bedroom while I take monkey for a stroll. [Chuck gets up and leaves for the bedroom. Dan takes the rest of his drink, then he looks up at the women]

Beautiful Woman:
Hi. [Dan just stares at them]