Gossip Girl2007

Blair Waldorf:
You're still here.

Cyrus Rose:
I sent my driver to dinner because I thought I would be at the party ringing in your birthday.

Blair Waldorf:
You threw in the towel rather easily. I expected a harder fight.

Cyrus Rose:
I'm smart enough to know that getting into a war with Eleanor's daughter is never gonna result in a victory.

Blair Waldorf:
So, you retreated with dignity.

Cyrus Rose:
Who says I gave up?

Blair Waldorf:
Oh my god. You out maneuvered me. You deliberately let me win, counting on the fact that Cyndi Lauper would prey on my emotions.

Cyrus Rose:
I'm a lawyer. I do think a few moves ahead. Some of us can't rely entirely on our looks, you know.

Blair Waldorf:
Well done.

Cyrus Rose:
Not enough!

Blair Waldorf:
Fine. You're a genius. You better be good to my mother, or I'll be coming for you.

Cyrus Rose:
Those are fair terms.

Blair Waldorf:
Now, come upstairs and stand next to me while I tell my mom the whole truth about The Golden Lion. She'll be furious with me. So, I may need an attorney.

Cyrus Rose:
Oh!

[Cyrus hugs Blair. Blair grimaces, smiles, then shakes her head]

Blair Waldorf:
You're not what I had in mind.

Cyrus Rose:
Well, you're not what I had in mind.