Gossip Girl2007

Blair Waldorf:
What was that I heard? Erik's coming home? It's perfect timing.

Serena van der Woodsen:
How so?

Blair Waldorf:
Well it gives your mother and brother time to bond alone tonight while you get drunk on schnapps and moon the NYU doors from the limo.

Serena van der Woodsen:
Blair what are you talking about?

Blair Waldorf:
S it's only the most important night of the fall.

Serena van der Woodsen:
Oh, the sleepover.

Blair Waldorf:
I prefer soiree. Sleepover is so sophomore year.

Serena van der Woodsen:
Look you know I can't go to that I have that plan.

Blair Waldorf:
Serena, when there's a Waldorf soiree, there's nothing else in the social calendar.

Serena van der Woodsen:
Blair the plan is Dan. Remember the guy you realized who's actually a human being and worthy of your time and attention? No offense. [in reference to Jenny's brother]

Jenny Humphrey:
None taken.

Serena van der Woodsen:
Look I'm really sorry but this date is unbreakable. Maybe we can swing by later or something...

Blair Waldorf:
I'm not a stop along the way I'm a destination and if you refuse to attend I'm gonna have to find a replacement, girls the waiting list.

Serena van der Woodsen:
Ok, um well I should get going.