Gossip Girl2007

[Blair waskes up and slapps Chuck's arm]

Chuck Bass:
Ow!

Blair Waldorf:
Who, what, where, when, why?

Chuck Bass:
We were up late plotting against Georgina, we must have dozed off.

Blair Waldorf:
And you were on the floor.

Chuck Bass:
I didn't want to hurt my back.

Blair Waldorf:
Why? It's not like you do anything athletic.

Chuck Bass:
Well that's not entirely true now is it?

Blair Waldorf:
Fine, nothing that requires you moving your scarf.

Chuck Bass:
It was one time, it was chilly.

Blair Waldorf:
Enough about the past, before you landed in my bed we actually landed on a good idea.

Chuck Bass:
Well I trust you can take it from here, I have a best man's speech to write and no time to write it.

Blair Waldorf:
Don't worry, I can be b*tch enough for both of us.

Chuck Bass:
I still have the scars on my back to prove it.

[Blairs starts pushing him out the door]

Chuck Bass:
You know, they say that you love something you should set it free.

Blair Waldorf:
Uh! They say if you hate something you should slam the door in its face.

Chuck Bass:
I love it when you talk dirty Blair.