Gossip Girl2007

Chuck Bass:
[Blair wakes up and is confused to see Chuck sleeping on her bed, then she slaps him] Ow!

Blair Waldorf:
Who? What? When? Where? Why?

Chuck Bass:
We were up late plotting against Georgina. We must have dozed off.

Blair Waldorf:
And you were on the floor.

Chuck Bass:
I didn't want to hurt my back.

Blair Waldorf:
Why? It's not like you ever do anything athletic.

Chuck Bass:
Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?

Blair Waldorf:
Fine, nothing that requires you removing your scarf.

Chuck Bass:
That was one time, it was chilly.

Blair Waldorf:
Ugh, enough about the past. Before you landed in my bed, we actually landed on a good idea.

Chuck Bass:
[looks at his watch] Well, I trust you can take it from here. I have a best man speech to write and no time to write it.

Blair Waldorf:
Don't worry, I can be b*tch enough for both of us.

Chuck Bass:
I've still got the scars on my back to prove it. You know, they say if you love something, you should set it free.

Blair Waldorf:
Ugh! They say when you hate something, you should slam the door in its face!

Chuck Bass:
I love it when you talk dirty, Blair.