Gossip Girl2007

Gossip Girl:
Hey, Upper East Siders. Gossip Girl here. And I have the biggest news ever.

Rachel Bilson:
[enters] Serena. You're back from boarding school.

Gossip Girl:
[reading from a script] "Yeah, hi Blair, so I gotta go".

Rachel Bilson:
Come on, Bell, can't you try a little harder?

Gossip Girl:
If I'm being really honest, Rachel, I don't think you can pull off high school anymore.

Rachel Bilson:
Thanks a lot.

Gossip Girl:
Sorry.

Rachel Bilson:
[as Kristen Bell is looking at her iPod] Come on, you are always on that thing. This audition is really important to me. Plus the book is a best-seller and has a built-in movie audience. This Dan Humphrey is a really good writer.

Gossip Girl:
O.M.G. You are not going to believe who Gossip Girl really is.

Rachel Bilson:
Wait. Gossip Girl is real?

[Kirsten Bell winks at the camera]