Gossip Girl2007

Blair Waldorf:
You have to help me destroy Chuck Bass.

Dan Humphrey:
Alright I'll take that as my cue to leave.

Blair Waldorf:
Oh your very perceptive. [Dan starts to leave but Serena stops him]

Serena van der Woodsen:
Dan wait. [starts talking to Blair] If your having a problem with Chuck then a man's perspective could be helpful.

Blair Waldorf:
Ya know just because you two are making a doomed attempt to being friends doesn't mean I have to play the enabler.

Serena van der Woodsen:
Blair come on.

Dan Humphrey:
Well if your plotting against Chuck Bass then I'm sure I can think of something.

Blair Waldorf:
Fine. I have an itch that only Chuck can scratch and he won't oblige unless I tell him I love him.

Dan Humphrey:
You need help getting Chuck to sleep with you, really?