Gossip Girl2007

Gossip Girl:
[voice-over; angry tone] Serena van der Woodsen just couldn't leave well enough alone. Since she had the nerve to try to find out the truth about me and who I am, I'm going to tell you the truth about EVERYONE. Every gossip bomb I've got is about to drop and if you got a problem with that, take it up with her. Ever wonder why Miss Carr really left town? Dan Humphrey had sex with her during the school play... the sparks between Humphrey's sis and Nate during a hot photo session... thank God it stopped at a PG-13 or someone would have ended up in jail... like her brother, Dan. And as for Blair Waldorf, say uncle! We hear she kept it in the Bass family on New Year's... with Jack. But rumor has it that Chuck spent some time in Brooklyn... metaphorically speaking of course, with Vanessa. Serena van der Woodsen, here's looking at you for trying to take me on!