Gossip Girl2007

Blair Waldorf:
What do you want?

Serena van der Woodsen:
I tried to reach you all night why haven't you returned any of my calls?

Blair Waldorf:
What is there to say? You've only taken over the girls at school and abandoned our oldest tradition to go to my mother's show with a complete stranger.

Serena van der Woodsen:
First of all, I didn't take over the girls at school.

Blair Waldorf:
Are you really gonna pretend like you don't notice what's been going on?

Serena van der Woodsen:
What? These girls are like hummingbirds, they move from flower to flower, they'll be on to someone else next week and then back to you, it's not a big deal.

Blair Waldorf:
And I suppose it's not a big deal that your sitting front row at my mother's show either?

Serena van der Woodsen:
She asked me to do it as a favor.

Blair Waldorf:
Oh and how could you possibly dissapoint my mother? Though you have no problem screwing over your best friend?

Serena van der Woodsen:
Fine I won't go!

Blair Waldorf:
Good!

Serena van der Woodsen:
And then Poppy won't go and her friends won't go and then you can explain to your mother why she has an empty front row, would that make you happy?

Blair Waldorf:
At least I won't have to watch the next episode of the Serena show.

Serena van der Woodsen:
You know I was coming over here to invite you to hang out with us.

Blair Waldorf:
Oh how generous Serena! I should feel so blessed that you would include me in your little group!

Serena van der Woodsen:
You know what Blair I am gonna go to that show and I'm gonna sit front row and I'm gonna enjoy every minute of it!