Gossip Girl2007

Blair Waldorf:
Dan? Hi I'm Blair Waldorf, Serena's friend.

Dan Humphrey:
Oh, hey yeah do you happen to know where she is?

Blair Waldorf:
As a matter of fact I do.

Serena van der Woodsen:
Blair.

Dan Humphrey:
Serena there you are, where were you?

Blair Waldorf:
She was waiting in a hotel room, for my boyfriend.

Serena van der Woodsen:
To talk.

Nate Archibald:
About why we weren't talking.

Blair Waldorf:
That doesn't sound any smarter the second time.

Dan Humphrey:
Why weren't you talking? [pause] Does this have anything to do with why you were waiting for Serena this morning?

Blair Waldorf:
You were what?

Chuck Bass:
And here I thought you were waiting for me.

Dan Humphrey:
Oh exactly what this situation needs, Chuck.

Dan Humphrey:
Now what is going on here?

Blair Waldorf:
We were just getting to that.

Serena van der Woodsen:
Blair please. Don't do this.

Blair Waldorf:
Sorry. Do you, wanna tell him?

Chuck Bass:
I'll tell him.

Blair Waldorf, Nate Archibald:
[Blair and Nate say in unison] You know?

Chuck Bass:
I know everthing.

Dan Humphrey:
And apparently I know nothing.

Serena van der Woodsen:
Look Dan, it, it was a long time ago and I regret it but...

Chuck Bass:
Serena stop trying to pretend like your a good girl. So you slept with your best friend's boyfriend, I kind of admire you for it.

Dan Humphrey:
Is that true?

Blair Waldorf:
Well, then she ran away and lied about it. I just thought you should know before you fall head over heels for your perfect girl in her perfect world and then get left all alone but no one but your cabbage patch kid.