Gossip Girl2007

Blair Waldorf:
Well you finally did it, made absolutely sure I'm never gonna get into Yale.

Serena van der Woodsen:
What are you talking about?

Blair Waldorf:
Little Emma? Turns out she's less little Holly Hobby and more Jenna Jameson!

Serena van der Woodsen:
Can you speak plainly?

Blair Waldorf:
She's determined to become a woman on my watch and if I don't help pimmp her she's gonna charcter assassinate me to the Dean.

Serena van der Woodsen:
I don't understand I thought she liked ice cream and magic.

Blair Waldorf:
Next time leave the scheming to the experts. What are those?

Serena van der Woodsen:
Pictures from Camp Suisse. Aaron dressed up as Cecil the caterpillar. I bumped into him outside the Palace.

Blair Waldorf:
The guy gave you a ring pop when you were six, move on.

Serena van der Woodsen:
It was licorice and I was eight.

Blair Waldorf:
Ancient unimportant history, focus Serena you got me into this and I'm not losing Yale because that little twarts libido!