Great Performances1971

Nathan Lane:
I think it's time to bring out Marlon Brando. Mr. Brando, how do you feel the recording session is going?

Matthew Broderick:
[as Brando] What's bein' recorded?

Nathan Lane:
I don't know whether you heard, but we're doing a little show called "The Producers."

Matthew Broderick:
[as Brando] But what are you producin'? Do you produce the laughs? Cheap hackneyed humor for a public which is 'preciated on "droolinphibble."

Nathan Lane:
Well, don't get your kaftan in a twist.

Matthew Broderick:
[as Brando] This kaftan is made entirely of seaweed. Every bit of fabric. It's renewable... renewable and from the sea.

Nathan Lane:
Really.

Matthew Broderick:
[as Brando] I can eat it when I'm done wearin' it.

Nathan Lane:
Here you go. I knew we'd get some entertainment!