Green Acres1965

Lisa Douglas:
Oh, where are you going all dressed up?

Oliver Douglas:
Eh, off to work in the corn field.

Lisa Douglas:
But isn't that one of your lawyer suits?

Oliver Douglas:
Yes, I'm expecting a client.

Lisa Douglas:
Oh, who?

Oliver Douglas:
I don't know. Mr. Drucker said some farmer named Collins wants to talk to me on a legal matter.

Lisa Douglas:
Well aren't you going to wait for him?

Oliver Douglas:
No, no, I've got work to do. When he shows up, you send him on up, yeah?

Lisa Douglas:
Yes, chief.

Oliver Douglas:
What?

Lisa Douglas:
Well isn't that what the secretary calls the boss?

Oliver Douglas:
Yes, but...

Lisa Douglas:
Anything else, chief?

Oliver Douglas:
Eh, no. [puts on his hat and heads for the door]

Lisa Douglas:
Well aren't you going to kiss me goodbye?

Oliver Douglas:
No, the boss doesn't kiss the secretary. His wife might not like it.

Lisa Douglas:
Oh yes she would...

Oliver Douglas:
No, we'd better be on the safe side. [walks to the door and exits]

Lisa Douglas:
I think I'm going to look for another job.