Green Acres

     

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Green Acres is an American sitcom starring Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor as a couple who move from New York City to a country farm. Produced by Filmways as a sister show to Petticoat Junction, the series was first broadcast on CBS, from September 15, 1… more »


Uncle Joe Carson:
How would you like to play a little poker at the Elks Club tonight?

Mother Eunice Douglas:
The Elks Club?

Uncle Joe Carson:
I can get you in. I'll borrow a tooth.

Mother Eunice Douglas:
Really Mr. Carson, I am not interested.

Uncle Joe Carson:
That ain't the whole evenin'. Afterwards, we go bowling. Then we have a bite at the diner. Dutch treat, of course. I always go dutch on the first date. In case it don't work out, I ain't out nothin'.

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