Green Acres

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Green Acres is an American sitcom starring Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor as a couple who move from New York City to a country farm. Produced by Filmways as a sister show to Petticoat Junction, the series was first broadcast on CBS, from September 15, 1… more »



Oliver Wendell Douglas:
The last time you had election for assemblyman, who ran from this district?

Sam Drucker:
I did.

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
Oh?

Sam Drucker:
I was defeated.

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
Who ran against you?

Sam Drucker:
Nobody.

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
And you lost?

Sam Drucker:
No.

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
Well then you won?

Sam Drucker:
No.

[a beat]

Sam Drucker:
No, you see, election day is the first Tuesday after the first Monday in September. But the word got around it was the first first Monday after the first Tuesday and that's when everybody showed up. And by that time, it was too late.

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
When was this?

Fred Ziffel:
1922.

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