Green Acres1965

Eb Dawson:
Morning! Breakfast ready?

Lisa Douglas:
Yes.

Eb Dawson:
Well, let's have the hotcakes and get it over with.

Lisa Douglas:
We're not having any hotscakes this morning.

Oliver Douglas:
No hotcakes?

Lisa Douglas:
I've made something different.

Oliver Douglas:
Hey, wonderful!

Eb Dawson:
Let's not go off half-cocked till we get a look at it.

Oliver Douglas:
Knock it off, anything's better than the hotcakes.

Lisa Douglas:
Here we are. [Holds up what looks like a long, lumpy pastry on a baking sheet]

Eb Dawson:
Any hotcakes left over from yesterday?

Lisa Douglas:
You don't like it?

Eb Dawson:
I don't know. What is it?

Lisa Douglas:
Well what does it look like?

Oliver Douglas:
It looks like a boa constrictor with lumps.

Lisa Douglas:
That's the last time I ever cook you a Spanish omelette.