Green Acres1965

Eb Dawson:
Oh, congratulations. How long you been married?

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
Well, we've been married... Let's see now, we were ma- In nineteen fif- No, no, that was the year I got out of the airforce, yes. We were married in f- No, that was the year I started my lawpractice... Well, it must have been in...

Eb Dawson:
You sure you're married?

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
Of course, I'm sure!

Eb Dawson:
I never saw your marriage certificate.

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
Don't worry. We've got one. It's in the safe deposit box.

Eb Dawson:
Mr. Haney used to have his hanging up on the wall.

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
[smiling] That's nice.

Eb Dawson:
He used to throw darts at it!