Green Acres1965

George Bennington:
[calling the Agriculture office in D.C] Say, your angry little voice sounds familiar. Aren't you the fella who was infected with corn bores last year?

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
That's right!

George Bennington:
What do ya have this year?

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
Wheat stem sawflies.

George Bennington:
How about that! You're raising wheat out on the terrace now, huh? You Park Avenue folks are...

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
I don't live on Park Avenue anymore.

George Bennington:
Oh, they canceled the lease, huh? [laughs sarcastically]

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
No! I bought a farm near Hooterville!

George Bennington:
Where?

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
Hooterville!

George Bennington:
You're pullin' my leg!