Green Acres1965

Lisa Douglas:
Mr. Haney, how can you prove that Arnold is related to Herman?

Eustace Charleton Haney:
It's simple. I use the blood sample comparison method. Now if you'll step with me to the back of my mo-bile laboratory. I call it that because it was given to me by a grateful customer, Moe Bile.

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
Oh, brother!

Eustace Charleton Haney:
[forcibly dragging Oliver by the arm] That's just a little joke I use before escorting people to the back of the truck. It sorta takes the tension out of the air.

Lisa Douglas:
[takes deep breath] Mmmmm, it works! I don't feel as tense as I did!