Green Wing2004

Sue White:
[sitting at her desk, she has put a fan in front of her so that her hair flows freely in the wind. Throughout the conversation she wriggles around on her desk seductively]

Dr. Macartney:
It is a ridiculous shift pattern if it allows Secretan the arse and another key member of my team to go off at the same time, you know - together!

Sue White:
Key member of the team? - no. Scatterbrain floozy? yes!

Dr. Macartney:
Okay, I don't want to be without the scatterbrain floozy and without the arrogant knobhead at the same time.

Sue White:
Well, there is more than adequate cover.

Dr. Macartney:
I don't think there is.

Sue White:
Guy is far from irreplaceable, now that is something you've always said.

Dr. Macartney:
Yes, I've always said that - very happy to have him out of my sight.

Sue White:
And, you managed fine before the scatterbrain floozy arrived.

Dr. Macartney:
Did I?

Sue White:
Yeah!

Dr. Macartney:
Yes, I suppose I did, yes.

Sue White:
So what's the problem?

Dr. Macartney:
I don't want them to be off - both at the same time! I don't!

Sue White:
Why?

Dr. Macartney:
Just because.

Sue White:
Because why?

Dr. Macartney:
Because... because guy is a wanker!

Sue White:
Yeah, well, I actually, you know I don't draw up the rosters.

Dr. Macartney:
Sorry, are y?u on my side here, or not...?

Sue White:
Dr Macartney, Dr Macartney, yes, I'm always on your side, you know I'm by your side, I'm up your side, I'm through your side, I'm *under* your side... I'm all over your side.

Dr. Macartney:
Okay, that's time for me to go now, okay. [leaves]

Sue White:
I can do headstands! Now, would you like to see that? Would you...? The...? Would you like to see that? [she stands up, pulls up her skirt and fans her crotch] Ohhhh...