Green Wing2004

Sue White:
Dr Secretan... are you ok?

Dr. Guilaume Secretan:
[sobbing] Don't touch me.

Sue White:
And you're hiding in the coats because?

Dr. Guilaume Secretan:
I feel safe here... It reminds me of...

Sue White:
Being locked up when you were a boarding school boy for being caught tampering with your down belows?

Dr. Guilaume Secretan:
Yep... No! I just wanted some space - would you just go away?

Sue White:
No. Now what's the problem? I'm here to help, to listen, to soothe.

Dr. Guilaume Secretan:
My mother's womb is no more.

Sue White:
Oh, dear. Hysterectomy?

Dr. Guilaume Secretan:
No, she died when I was very young. Left me motherless and now my life is just a shambles without her and it's getting worse... I mean, look at my eyes

Sue White:
There's nothing wrong with your eyes... you have very nice eyes. If a little on the pokey side.

Dr. Guilaume Secretan:
Don't be nice to me!

Sue White:
Oh, all right! Pull yourself together you cretinous F***wit! What sort of a man hides in other people's coats? Rocking and whinging to themselves? I'll tell you what sort of a man... a self centered, egotistical wankbot. Now unhook yourself... and stop being so weak. Men don't cry. They are strong hunter-gatherers! So go hunt, go gather and be a total *c*nt* because that's what you do best!

Dr. Guilaume Secretan:
[shouts] F*** you! You ugly b*tch... Oh, that feels so much better. Do you fancy a quick fiddle now we're in here?

Sue White:
Well, I am tempted because I'm all fired up. But no, thanks, I'd rather lick my own armpit.