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Dr. Guilaume Secretan:
Oh, what are you scared about Marty?

Dr. Martin Dear:
Oh, er, well, er, failing my exams again and everyone I know realising what a loser I am and always will be, and losing any self-esteem that I ever had, and hating myself and being myself for the rest of my life.

Dr. Guilaume Secretan:
Fair enough.

Dr. Martin Dear:
Still, I suppose everyone feels like that about exams, don't they?

Dr. Guilaume Secretan:
Er, no. Not me.

Dr. Martin Dear:
Why not?

Dr. Guilaume Secretan:
Ooh, let me see. Is it because exams are easy peasy lemon squeezy or I'm brilliant? It's both! See, the Secretans have never been a home to self-doubt, I have no idea what you're feeling.

Dr. Martin Dear:
Well, it's bloody horrible.

[Martin puts on his doctor's coat. A tiger tail is pinned to the back. Guy notices]

Dr. Guilaume Secretan:
Erm, Martin.

Dr. Martin Dear:
What?

Dr. Guilaume Secretan:
Nothing.