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Boyce:
Can I have it back, please? My potty putty?

Dr. Alan Statham:
Well, I daresay you can. You're a big, strong boy and I've no doubt that if I were to give it back to you, I'm sure you could hold it and therefore have it in your possession.

Boyce:
May I have my potty putty back, please?

Dr. Alan Statham:
Thank you. [hands back] There you go, take your p-p-potty putty and go and do some growing up somewhere else!

Boyce:
Oh, er, by the way, Professor McMay does want to come to your lecture... Professor McMay from pedantics.

Dr. Alan Statham:
I don't know any Professor McMay.

Boyce:
Oh, sorry, did I get it wrong again? Sorry. Professor McCan from paediatrics.

Dr. Alan Statham:
Will you desist? He's a very important man, and you're not to play with his name. No - when is he coming? The Professor.

Boyce:
The, er, 21st of Can.