Grey's Anatomy2005

[Alex is mock-examining Cristina, and is basically fondling her chest]

Dr. Cristina Yang:
Okay, the way you're grabbing me now, that's assault. [Straightens out his fingers] This... is an exam. Pads. [Moves his hand on her chest properly]

Dr. George O'Malley:
[George walks in] What... What the hell? Does Izzie know... Does Burke know about this?

Dr. Cristina Yang:
Unbunch your panties, George. We're helping Alex study. [to Alex] Do it. [Alex continues examining her chest]

Dr. George O'Malley:
I can't hear you when his hand is on your boob.

Dr. Cristina Yang:
Take your hand off my boob, Alex. [Alex moves his hand off her chest]

Dr. George O'Malley:
Thank you. Study for what?

Dr. Alex Karev:
Shut it, Yang.

Dr. Cristina Yang:
Alex failed his boards.

Dr. George O'Malley:
Seriously?

Dr. Alex Karev:
I failed one part of one board. That's it.

Dr. George O'Malley:
Still, that's pretty embarrassing. [Stifles a laugh]

Dr. Cristina Yang:
[Cristina's pager beeps] Hey, he's all yours, Georgie. Do your worst. [Cristina leaves]

Dr. George O'Malley:
You're not giving me a rectal. Do not ask me to cough.