Grey's Anatomy2005

Dr. Meredith Grey:
We know, he cheated on you! That's why we let you turn the living room into Santa's freaking Village.

Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens:
What?

Dr. Meredith Grey:
We're not big on holidays. You know that. We're trying to be supportive because you're having a hard time. But right now, Alex, he's having a harder time.

Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens:
Why does everyone care what kind of time Alex is having?

Dr. Meredith Grey:
Because he's dirty Uncle Sal. [They all look at her strangely]

Dr. Cristina Yang:
Sorry?

Dr. George O'Malley:
You lost me.

Dr. Meredith Grey:
[Thinking they'll catch on... ] Dirty Uncle Sal. Who embarrasses everyone at family reunions, and who can't be left alone with the teenage girls, but you invite him to the picnic anyway.

Dr. Cristina Yang:
Sorry, what?

Dr. George O'Malley:
Still lost.

Dr. Meredith Grey:
I have a mother who doesn't recognize me. As far as family goes, this hospital, you guys are it. So, I know you're pissed at Alex, but, maybe you could try to help him anyway. Sort of like the spirit of this holiday you keep shoving down everybody's throats. [Izzie and Meredith walk off in opposite directions]

Dr. Cristina Yang:
[Disdainfully, to George] You... [Turns away with the tree]

Dr. George O'Malley:
What?

Dr. Cristina Yang:
"Boob"?