Grey's Anatomy2005

Dr. Meredith Grey:
Let's play a game of whose life sucks the most. I'll win. I always win.

Dr. Cristina Yang:
You don't wanna play with me.

Dr. Meredith Grey:
Oh, I do. I'll even go first. Derek's married. [George spits his beer out]

Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens:
George, beer is dripping from your nostrils. [He walks off]

Dr. Meredith Grey:
Told ya I'd win.

Dr. Cristina Yang:
No, you don't win.

Dr. Meredith Grey:
Did you hear me? I said Derek is married, as in pig-headed, adulterous, liar, married. Nothing you could say could top that.

Dr. Cristina Yang:
I'm pregnant. I win. [Joe collapses]

Dr. Cristina Yang:
Ok, maybe Joe wins.