Grey's Anatomy2005

Dr. Meredith Grey:
Why bother even having a kid if you're only going to see it on weekends and holidays. You might as well just get a cat.

Dr. George O'Malley:
I talked to Dr. Burke, I think he's fine.

Dr. Cristina Yang:
You did what?

Dr. Meredith Grey:
What's wrong with Burke?

Dr. Cristina Yang:
Nothing's wrong with anybody.

Dr. George O'Malley:
You know he let her decanulate a heart this morning?

Dr. Meredith Grey:
You decanulated a heart this morning? By yourself? B****!

Dr. Cristina Yang:
No, not by myself.

Dr. George O'Malley:
Now she's lying about it.

Dr. Alex Karev:
Yang decanulated a heart. Why is Alex not surprised?

Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens:
Izzie isn't either. Last week, Izzie was digging through crap, this week she's fondling man b*obs. No decanulating hearts for Izzie!

Dr. George O'Malley:
Why aren't you bragging about decanulating the heart?

Dr. Cristina Yang:
I didn't decanulate the heart

Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens:
Izzie and Alex do not believe you.

Dr. Meredith Grey:
Okay, what are you two doing?

Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens:
[giggles] Izzie and Alex have a patient who speaks about himself in the third person.

Dr. Alex Karev:
They thought it was annoying at first, but now they kinda like it

Dr. Meredith Grey:
Good, is it gonna stop soon?

Dr. Cristina Yang:
What happened? This morning you were all bright and shiny, asking to be kicked in the face

Dr. Meredith Grey:
I am. I'm bright. I'm shiny.

Dr. Cristina Yang:
Yeah.

Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens:
Izzie thinks that this whole "Bright and Shiny" thing is getting old.

Dr. Alex Karev:
Alex agrees.