Grim & Evil2001

[Mandy has poured Grim, piece by piece, out of her backpack]

Grim:
[annoyed] Okay, we need to talk about this backpack thing. It's very demeaning.

[all of his bones form back together into his old self and his robe appears on his body]

Grim:
I'm the Grim Reaper, for goodness sake.

[he takes out his scythe]

Grim:
I used to have a chariot of 400 burning horses. My arrival on the scene would be a raging thunderclap of fear!

[Mandy walks away to Billy's house and Grim follows]

Grim:
Now it's, "Hey, have you seen Grim?" "Yeah, I think he's wedged between a history textbook and a tuna fish sandwich."

[they enter the house, passing Billy who is watching TV and yelling "Destroy us all!" repeatedly, eventually arriving in the basement where Grim's trunk is]

Grim:
And I'm pretty sure the guys in the underworld accounting are laughing at me behind my back. Those guys are turbo-nerds! I bet none of them had a date since the 1800s.

[he looks down into the ground]

Grim:
Hear that, you dateless turbo-nerds? I'm on to you! Hmph!