Grim & Evil2001

Jack O'Lantern:
Three hundred and sixty-four days a year. I can't even go to the ding-dong grocery store to buy pudding. And do you know why?

Billy:
Ooh, ooh, is it because you're a pumpkin-headed freak?

Jack O'Lantern:
Yes! And why is that?

Billy:
Is it 'cause Grim cut your real head off?

Jack O'Lantern:
Yes. And tonight, I'm going to return the favor.

Billy:
You're going to cut Grim's head off? Don't be an idiot. Grim's head is removable; observe.

[removes Grim's head]

Jack O'Lantern:
Ah, but any head cut off with the Grim Reaper's scythe stays off... forever!

Billy:
That's a different story. Sorry, Grim ol' boy, tough break.

[Walks away]

Billy:
Well, we sure had some good times together, eh, Grim?

[Guffaws]

Grim:
You're just going to leave me here?

Jack O'Lantern:
Now, now, that's no way to get *a head*!

Grim:
That's not funny.

Jack O'Lantern:
[Snaps fingers, commanding tree ghoul to restrain Grim] Come on, now, where's your sense of humor?

[laughs deviously and whistles casually while placing a basket where Grim's head will drop after decapitation]

Grim:
Oh, poop.

[Billy whistles casually and realizes the whole decapitation issue]

Billy:
[Runs off, panicked] Grim's in trouble! Help, police!