Grim & Evil2001

Grim:
[glances at Rudolpho] So, what are you... in for?

Rudolpho:
I beat the snot out of a guy... for farting!

Grim:
[looks down and spots the duck ready to blow a raspberry and calls desperately] Guard!

Rudolpho:
Just the sound of it makes me so angry!

Grim:
[more desperately] Guard!

Rudolpho:
Angry!

Grim:
[as desperate as possible] Guard!

Guard:
[finally arrives] All right, Reaper, your bail is here.

Irwin:
I came here as soon as I got the call, yo, Grim

Grim:
[relieved sigh] I knew I could count on you, Irwin.

Irwin:
[hands a piggy bank to the guard] Here you are, Officer.

Guard:
Gee, thanks. [throws the piggy bank across the room, breaking it] How much was in that piggy bank?

Irwin:
Four dollars and thirty-two cents.

Guard:
So, you like to be a jokester, do ya, Mr. Funny Guy? Mr. Comedian, eh? Well, the bail is thirty-five hundred dollars!

Irwin:
[sobbing] I was only trying to be helpful!

Guard:
Now get out of my jail, out!

Irwin:
[runs out, sobbing] Sorry, Grim!

Guard:
I'd like to think I'd make a difference.

Irwin:
That was wiggety-whack, yo. [finds the duck] Hey, a duck!