Grim & Evil2001

[Billy has learned of Skarr's past]

Billy:
That story was so beautiful, it gave me gas.

[he passes gas]

Billy:
But don't you ever miss your old job?

Gen. Skarr:
[fondly] Miss commanding regimented forces of destructive power? As we encircle the globe with our terrible iron fists of might?

[he gradually raises his voice and sounds and looks more maniacal]

Gen. Skarr:
Crushing down all the pathetic fools who dared stand before us? Gorging our bellies on their cries for mercy, until at last I ALONE STAND AS THE GLORIOUS DARK LORD OF ALL THE KNOWN UNIVERSE!

[he gasps for breath before suddenly calming down]

Gen. Skarr:
Not at all. Don't miss it.